I'm slightly off in a glorious variety of ways, zombie hunting is my legitimate career aspiration, I just moved from a small town to a big city, the likelihood that I will trip, break someone else's belongings, or unintentionally walk into a solid object at any given moment is comically high, I'm a really nice guy, and I'm the only engineer I know with a clue about fashion. Simply put, I am incredible and you love me. ;)